Dick Gives Up On Job Search, Continues UnEmployment Stint

Now moving into the eighth month of unemployment, and underemployment....I have pretty much given up on the job search. Recently I applied to be a sales associate at JCrew, and asked the store manager that if she didn't need anyone there if she would forward my application to the 5 other stores in Manhattan. I received no phone calls NOTHING.
About 1/3 of my time is spent sleeping, 1/6 is spent surfing the net going on the classifieds...(more on that later), and 1/6 of it is spent in dance class. 1/3 of my time is spent traveling back and forth.. to places and chatting with people at the health club.

Marcia,my boss caught me the other day, cause I left my email box open on her desk, and she saw the emails in it. I am ashamed of nothing... I have been responding to ads on craigslist in the casual encounters section to try to "get laid". The result "I am still a virgin." I guess most of what people have been saying are true, everyone on that site is either a gay man collecting pictures, a woman advertising her sex service. And even when it is a woman, the woman chickens out.

Luigi Gianola, another screenplay writer asked me if I knew what a "5'9 200 pound woman looked like.. dude that's fat." and I said to him "You said first that I need to lower my standards from supermodels, then I tried Autumn Bliss, then Autumn didn't want me. and now I have this girl, and you say don't do it."

This is a parallel to the example of job hunting, "Stop applying to federal government agencies, and bulg bracket investment banks, then I applied to non-profit organizations and they would not accept me. Suddenly a contractor offers a prospect of a job moving haz mat waste, a blue collar, blue jean job and you said don't take it.

Most of these ads also feature people who are looking for tall, white or black men, preferably with money. And I am none of these. As an experiment I tried putting a picture of a white guy generates more responses. But I was telling Luigi, women who date Asian men exclusively, also have psychological problems. Hence I found this 200 pound, 5'9 woman who has only slept with asian men and thinks I'm Hot....

And since Victoria made me watch the movie.. let me quote Harold (John Cho) "why is it the only women interested in me and those I have absolutely no interest in?"